April 2011
2 posts
Best thing about this blog? No one reads it!!!! And I can be as retarded as I want!!!
New dream
It’s been awhile, but my dreams have been increasingly bizarre and sex oriented. Dreamt I was giving head to a girl who I’ve net twice in my life, but my mouth was extremely dry. We woke up later in the night/morning to a bum cat calling us.
March 2011
12 posts
Dream 3/15/2011
I dreamt that I moved into the same apartment building as my boss and his wife. Another coworker had previously occupied my new residence. At work, my boss remarks to me that we should change the locks on the apartment, since we’ve been getting visits from uninvited guests. I ask him what happened, and he says that our coworker has been sleepwalking into his old kitchen and crying over...
Dream 3/13/2011
I’ve got a pretty good one to make up for the lack of material this weekend. I’m with two friends and we’re all dressed quite nicely with old fashioned suits and fedoras. We’re walking down a touristy city street at night and pass by a Seven-Eleven. My friend pulls us into the store, which is no longer a convenience store, but a cheap late night diner. The hostess asks...
No dreams this weekend (3/11-3/12)
Can’t remember any of them, which is odd, since I was pretty intoxicated both nights, and that usually results in very vivid dreams.
Dream 3/10/2011
The company I work for was recently acquired, and there’s a lot of speculation as to what will happen in the coming weeks. If everything plays out like my dream last night, I would be exceptionally happy. I dreamt that our new ownership extended me a new job offer which included a $45k/year raise.
In an entirely unrelated dream, I was back in 5th grade, but I had an older brother who was...
Dream 3/9/2011
Unfortunately, the only bit of my dream that I remember is exceedingly gross. I was in a locker room, and someone else was showing me the warts that were growing under his toenails. What kind of shit in my brain made me dream of something so foul, and how do I get rid of it?
Dream 3/8/2011
I’ve been busy. Too busy for dreams.
I only remember a fragment of last night’s dream. It went like this: my roommate mentions that he’s seen this site (the one you’re looking at right now), and he thinks its a cool idea. I wonder how he found out about it, since I haven’t told anyone.
Dream 3/7/2011
I dreamt I had a female lesbian wrestler friend. How very odd.
Dreams 3/4/11 - 3/6/11
I didn’t have Internet access, so this will be a batch update containing whatever fragments I remember.
3/4/2011
I’m riding a fixie a huge grassy hillside, and despite my best efforts, I can’t apply the brakes or slow down. My back tire skids through the grass as my bike fishtails down the slope.
3/5/2011
Nothing remembered.
3/6/2011
I decide to switch up my daily...
Dream 3/3/2011
I remember incoherent fragments from several of my dreams last night.
I rent an apartment above a dive restaurant for $700/month. I ask the landlady (and restaurant owner) if my friend could also move in as a roommate. She said it was OK, but extra rent would be an additional $400/month. We would also need to hang our bikes on the wall of the restaurant. This idea sounds preposterous, and we...
Recollection interrupted, 3/2/11
Remembering a dream is like developing film. Directly after waking, the mind needs a moment of stillness to allow all the chaotic thoughts and images to set and make an imprint in memory. This morning I was awakened by a phone call and some rather shocking news. Like a roll of film exposed to a blast of full sunlight, the memory of my dream is bleached, faded, and unrecoverable.
No Dreams to Report, 3/1/2011
I remember dreams most vividly after either a good night’s sleep, or a night of heavy drinking. Last night was neither.
Dream 2/28/2011
I vaguely remember two dreams from last night, one in which I was optimizing a giant grid of parameters. I have no idea what for.
The other, I was watching Casey Matthews play quarterback as Oregon vs. Texas. He ducked a few tackles, ran side to side and up the field. Just as he crossed the line of scrimmage, with 2 yards to go for the first down, he pitched the ball to a wide receiver across...
February 2011
2 posts
Dream 2/27/2011
I had a dream, but before I could command the tides of my mind and commit it to memory, it receded back to the ocean, leaving behind only a trace of vague emotional sediment on the rocky shores of my caffeine starved brain.
Dream 2/26/2011
I dreamt I was on a cruise, and had snuck on my pet lizard. I could comfortably contain the tiny blue critter in the cavern of my palm, made by curling my fingers downward. This was the primary method by which I toted it around. Like most “throwaway” pets like goldfish and hamsters, it was blissfully unaware of its situation. As the owner, it was my responsibility to take care of...